FUNNY ACCOUNTANTS
Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?
Because on the box it said 8-12 Years.An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."Simplify means increase when you discuss the tax code.
A man went into a CPA's office, and demanded to see the CPA. He was escorted into the office.
The man needed tax help, but he knew how expensive CPA's could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the CPA replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes I do. What is your third question?"
The man needed tax help, but he knew how expensive CPA's could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the CPA replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes I do. What is your third question?"
posted by dpeter at Friday, February 17, 2006
1 Comments:
Dad why aren't you charging that much money to answer questions? We could expand the house or get a new dog or something. ;)
Sara
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